Train keeps a wrecking. Wasn’t that an Aerosmith song? Or something like that? Michael Lohan is that train wreck, and we keep a watching. What in the hell is wrong with us as a society that this guy is even in the news?  Here we have a talentless, utterly awful human being, on every front for that metter, whose only claim to any thing resimbling fame, or monetarysuccess is that he spawned an actress daughter, who while talented, is as big of a disaster as her father.

This is on us. I mean, you couldn’t write this stuff without people claiming this is too bizarre for even basic cable. But here it is.

Michael Lohan is still behind bars after a judge on Saturday denied him bail, a setback that could get in the way of his daddy and celebrity duties.

He is in jail because he attacked his girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, whatever, claiming she refused him oral sex. Well Michael, I am sure by the end of the weekend, your new jail friends are going to that theory to the test. So, if yo are bruised on Monday we will assume you also refused. If not, well, you complied.

After nearly a week of trouble between Lindsay’s dad and his former fiancee, Kate Major, the 51-year-old faced Hillsborough Circuit Judge Denise Pomponio at a satellite bail hearing to go over his recent alleged violation of a no-contact order.

Lohan tried to make excuses, but the judge wasn’t having it. Not surprising, as only three days earlier, Hillsborough Circuit Judge Walter Heinrich had been very clear  about what would happen to Lohan if he “even dreamed about” Major.

“It doesn’t matter if she called you a hundred times after you got out of jail, Judge Heinrich doesn’t have a court order on her, he has a court order on you…. It is your responsibility, because you are under the court order,” Pomponio said is a stern voice.

Good for this judge. He isn’t one of these sycophants we have in the celebrity media who are afraid to call it like they see it. I like he took a stand, a hard stand, and now Lohan faces a weekend with a few new buddies.

Major, a former Star magazine reporter who also dated Jon Gosselin, testified that Lohan tried to call her five times after being released from custody Wednesday night and sounded intoxicated.

I know what many of you are thinking. This girl is a star, well you know. Ok, so this girl is a horror story all to herself. She beds Gosselin and then this creep?

The real issue I have with all of this is the press. No one is calling this a farce, or better yet what it is a freak show, starring two freaks who fifty years ago would have been sold by their village to a circus.

Lohan is pathetic, and the only reason he has anything, is our need to feed on this bottom feeder.

If Access Hollywood, or E, of even TMZ just shut this guy out or started actually calling it what is, as I am doing, then it will continue. I would love for just once one of the fake smiling heads on TV would go after this guy and his back street girlfriend for what they really are. Call them what they are and then say, if you need to following this loser, then go elsewhere.

He destroyed a child, and now himself, but that does not make him a star, or a celebrity. It makes him what he is, a pathetic fraud of a man.

I hope he resists this weekend.

Louis Mozam is a contributor and Columnist for InsideCelebrities.com. You can read his column ‘Talking Straight Up with Louis’ each week here at IC.